" goody bag "

 [ "goody bag" ]

1: When you shit in a sandwich bag and hide it in someone's bedroom. This is especially rancid if you turn the heat all the way up in their house.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn! It stinks like shit in here! I bet my brother left another goody bag in my sock drawer. 

 [ "goody bag" ]

1: The act of forcefully inserting your scrotum into someones butthole.

  * e.g.,  ... When I asked him to "stick it in my butt," I didn't think he would give me a goody bag. I was so shocked that my rectum constricted itself and crushed his nuts, needless to say we were both in for a surprise. 

 [ "goodie bag" ]

1: a coin-purse like sack that is affixed around the penis and testicles by a drawstring. the warmth and softness offer functionality, comfort and style. most commonly fabricated from the softest materials known to man... toddler scalps.

  * e.g.,  ... man, this goodie bag is more comfortable than dipping my balls in room temperature pudding while watching a nature show. 

 [ "goodie bag" ]

1:  ounce of a drug (prefferably weed or cocaine)

  * e.g.,  ... hey whussup man, check out what i got in my goodie bag 

 [ "goodie bag" ]

2:  a bag of pharmies

 [ "Goody bag" ]

1: Another term for a mans ball sac

  * e.g.,  ... I put my goody bag in her mouth and I cummed all in her forehead 

 [ "Goodies Bag" ]

1: A white bag full of terrible things, none of which are good.

  * e.g.,  ... For Steve's birthday, Uncle Claude, Steve's teacher, had packed something extra special in the Goodies Bag, it was a dead cat covered in feces. 

 [ "Oh My Goodie-Bags!" ]

1: Exclamation in surprize, and/or shock. Comes from "Gee Wilikers!" and "Oh my Goodness!"

  * e.g.,  ... When Georgie's toy broke, he shouted "Oh My Goodie-Bags!"